A user named denshan posted a photo of her legs and feet covered in white slimy substance. Judging by the nail polish on her toenails, we’re just going to assume it’s a girl. So, she—denshan—said:
Here is a funny and current story. I am stuck in a bath. I can't actually get out of my bath tub. Why?
I've got a chest infection and some fever so I'm home sick. I also can't turn my head. Took some antibiotics and a Valium and thought- i will have a relaxing bath. I found some bath salts. Lit some candles and poured in some coconut oil- now I am realizing it was too much coconut oil. Went to get out after pulling the plug and I just slide around like a giant greased up potato in a roasting dish. There is no traction. No grip. Just me and my fat body slipping around covered in oil. Fuck home beauty remedies. SOS
The photo has been viewed almost 500,000 times and there are almost one thousand comments.
Learning a lesson from her demise, no one should ever use coconut oil to beautify herself—at least if externally used. According to the great model and inarguably one of the most beautiful faces in the world, Miranda Kerr, taking one tablespoon of coconut oil a day will make you just as pretty and ethereal as she is.
But, of course, aside from Kerr, every doctors and medical professionals just can’t stop talking about coconut oil and it’s perpetual and perennial benefits to the human body. Coconut oil can be used to shine your hair, make your skin glow if taken internally, and make you feel like you live in a world where fascism doesn’t exist.
People, unlimited with advice and opinions, had some words for denshan. According to one reflective Imgur user, coconut oil solidifies once it’s poured into bathtubs or any moist area. This could lead to blockage in drains and could potentially damage the environment.
Denshan, later commented, “I escaped by refilling with water and cleaning the bath with closet soap like product. Took 30 mins. White girl idiocy at its greatest.”
She even took some notes to poke fun at herself. I almost believe that our coconut oil girl here is woke.
Denshan even said, “I was going to wait 3 hours for my boyfriend to come home but I didn't need him.”
That’s right. Who does need a man? Just take a Valium, but not while in the tub.
